don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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