He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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