Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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