Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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