absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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