billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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