The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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