This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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