i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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