i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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