The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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