why didn't you poke me back
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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