More tranny stories later!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
my poor anus
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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