i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
