I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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