I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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