real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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