So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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