you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i think my mom watched the whole time
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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