So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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