Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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