question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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