You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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