I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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