You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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