sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
