Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
