im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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