are you so shy because you have an std?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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