he wants to bone in the snuggie
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize
