Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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