Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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