No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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