I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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