Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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