Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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