did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The ass gains better be worth it
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