its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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