i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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