Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I need you to use more vowels.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
His nipple licking is glorious
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