She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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