STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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