If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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