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  • Your grandpa is the fucking man

    Submitted by 2001ChevyZ71 on Jul 19, 12 at 2:58pm
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  • wonder where they took the impounded horse

    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jul 19, 12 at 7:39pm
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  • What kind of dick cop pulls someone on a horse over anyway.

    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Jul 19, 12 at 5:19pm
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  • Yes, you can get a DUI on a horse. If you use anything besides your own feet to travel around while drunk, it's a DUI. And if you're drunk and walking down the street, it's a drunk in public. You're fucked either way.

    Submitted by alohaduchess on Jul 19, 12 at 4:50pm
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  • If he was drunk and a cop thought it was worthy of busting an old man, I don't wanna know how he was riding the horse...

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 19, 12 at 6:01pm
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  • OP doesn't say when. Coulda been back when ole Gramps started hitting the moonshine! Oh wait, *I'm* that old...

    Submitted by cluelesspy on Jul 19, 12 at 9:30pm
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  • I can't tell if he's embarrassed that he has to live up to such a low standard, or if he's proud. He should be proud

    Submitted by tedirvine on Jul 19, 12 at 11:54pm
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  • Dude your grandpa is the shit..!!:)

    Submitted by ashlea_mcintire on Jul 20, 12 at 2:47am
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  • You cannot get a DUI or an OUI on anything considered to be a beast of burden. Nor can you get either on roller skates, a skateboard, or similar device. However, you can get a public intoxication at any point, even if you're sober.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 20, 12 at 4:36am
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  • That's awesome! My grandpa was a race car driver and the other a spy. They set the bar pretty high for men in our family.

    Submitted by percie on Jul 21, 12 at 11:29pm
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  • @satanslilhelper haha I was thinking the same thing

    Submitted by livelaughsummer on Aug 14, 12 at 9:15pm
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  • That's not all gramps got. He also had to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. You sure you want to live up to something he never lived down?

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 19, 12 at 2:52pm
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  • To bad this is fake. You can't get a DUI on a horse. They have a mind of their own there for they are not considered motor vehicles.

    Submitted by lepriKon33 on Jul 19, 12 at 3:52pm
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    • You can get an OUI (operating under the influence) on pretty much anything. Don't ask how I know.

      Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 4:34pm
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      • unless its on a private road or trail then law enforcement has no say...we used to get shitfaced and ride around the ranch and as long as we stayed in the gate cops couldn't do shit

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 19, 12 at 4:51pm
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        • So in other words...you mean the exact opposite of your first sentence.

          Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 19, 12 at 11:26pm
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    • Varies by state depending on how their DUI laws are drawn. (But I'm not a lawyer.)

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 12 at 9:04pm
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