Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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