We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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