This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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