We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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