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Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore

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(314): View more from Missouri

No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.

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(209): View more from California

Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(813): View more from Florida

Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.

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(305): View more from Florida

I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.

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(845): View more from New York

Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.

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