Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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